Okay, it's bad photography, not bad art per se, but whatever.
I decided it was high time to take some new damned photos of myself. So I did.
Or, at least, I attempted to.
Out of several dozen attempts, this is what I have to show for my work. One is webcam, two are snipped from otherwise-worthless digicam shots. We need a new camera like John Bolton doesn't need a career in international diplomacy.
( Cut to spare innocent bystanders the sight of my face.Collapse )
Oh, and while I'm at it, since they're much, much more gorgeous than I will ever be, here's some shots I got of Schuldiner, Theli, and Tumbleweed while I'm at it. (Oh, and the bird in the collage above is Deniro. He's only just gotten old enough that he looks like a burd, and not a wiggly pink alien. He will be my burd as soon as he's old enough to officially leave the nest.)
( Cut for pictures of Leezurdz and a Khjatten.Collapse )
I figured the community's for camwhoring more than anything else, so I'll just dump the results of this current very rare incident of such on you. Hell, no one said it had to be *human* gorgeousity. And dude, Yer Darcificence, you might want to switch the image of me you currently have on the front page for one of the ones in the first photoset. If only because in the one you're using I look like I'm either nodding off or scowling at my toes.
Oh, hey, here's a game for y'all: Find a photo of yourself, or take a new one, and add the caption "CONVICTED". Then post it here. Then everyone comment and make calls on what the person in question was convicted of. I'll start off:
( CONVICTEDCollapse )
NP: Megadeth - Kick the Chair